I’m protesting The Lion King because Pumbaa promotes an unrealistic body standard. #ConanCon
You can now buy Trump 2020-branded straws for $15 a pack, which is a great way to let people know you suck.
In the most important musical theater news of the week, Documentary Now's CO-OP is releasing its cast album digitally
People have paid more attention to "Cats" in the last 24 hours than cats have paid attention to people in history.
Congratulations to @AdamPerryLang - the best BBQ In LA at Hollywood and Vine! @LAMag https://t.co/wFlZWFrDoU https://t.co/XkjDjMGzR4
An apology from Big Penis... @Fred_Willard
We’re so excited that our summer book club #TonightShowSummerReads is returning this year! Jimmy will be reading one of five books together with you based on your votes. Go to https://t.co/FbBHzAQO9i to cast your vote! #FallonTonight
.@RealDonaldTrump is the most unAmerican American in America...
One more failed audition, I guess.