The Trump impeachment hearings just aren’t sexy enough for Fox News.
Trump shit tweets smears and threats while #MarieYovanovitch was testifying to smears and threats, which is witness intimidation, which is an impeachable offense that he committed during his impeachment hearing. @GOP #ThisIsYourGuy?
Internet comedy in the 2010s:
2011-2015: what if I knew the Gortons Fisherman 🙂
2016: What if Trump was the Gortons Fisherman
2017: what if I hooked up with the Gortons Fisherman
2018: what if I killed the Gortons Fisherman
2019: I wish the Gortons Fisherman would kill me
On today's #LNSM Podcast: @MSNBC’s @SteveKornacki, plus #ACloserLook at the impeachment news that links Trump and Rudy to the Ukraine scheme.
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Roger Stone has nothing to worry about. Donald Trump is SUPER loyal to the people around him and never throws them under the bus. #homefortheholidays
“Roger who?” - Donald J. Trump, effective immediately
A fun game is "without googling name 1 trump campaign adviser who HASN'T been sent to jail"
Fox News discourages viewers from watching the Trump impeachment hearings, @Steven_Ballmer discusses USAFacts, and Jeff Garlin talks about "Jeff Garlin: Our Man in Chicago."
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Wednesday’s impeachment hearing revealed some damning information about Trump, even if it didn’t have enough “fireworks” for some. Seth takes #ACloserLook.
From tonight’s #LNSM: So now Trump wants to raise the cost of applying for American citizenship?
It’s now been 260 days.
260 days of McConnell and Trump doing NOTHING while America continues to mourn. To bury loved ones. To witness our neighbors, friends, and children gunned down at our malls, churches, and schools.
@senatemajldr and @realDonaldTrump—you sicken me.
Everytown on Twitter
“It’s been 259 days since the House passed background checks on all gun sales. @senatemajldr: Do your job and bring background checks to ...
Trump was booed at the World Series and a UFC fight but cheered at an Alabama game. @AllanaHarkin went to the Veterans Day Parade to see if Trump could make it 2-2.
OK, I think I get it now, thank you Jim Jordan: Trump committed treason, but he did it ironically!
From tonight’s #LNSM: Today’s impeachment hearing was tough for Trump to watch.
One week ago Donald Trump told Nigel Farage to make a pact with Boris Johnson.
Today, Trump got his wish.
This Trump alliance is Thatcherism on steroids and could send £500 million a week from our NHS to big drugs companies. It must be stopped.
I never repeat on Twitter what I just said Friday night on Real Time, but now I am: remember Kentucky. To Republicans now, #LosingIsFakeNews. And Trump will do it next year. The big issue must be What is the plan for this?!!
Trump repeatedly bragged about how impenetrable his border wall was until this week when he finally conceded that "you can cut through any wall." Oh also, an 8-year-old was able to climb over a replica of it. @michaelsrubens reports.
Donald Trump Jr. was on #TheView this morning to promote his new book and website intended to trigger liberals. We wanted to join in the fun, so we made our own site to trigger trolls like him. #WhatTriggersConservatives