tfw you're about to work for Donald Trump
Thankful that Mr. Trump has nominated a fair Attorney General who will do the right thing and force my grandchildren to respond to my emails AND my Facebook friend requests
The Daily Show & @DrunkHistory Present: TRUMP HISTORY
This shutdown is starting to feel like Trump Marie Kondo-ed the Federal Government.
I'm confident that Trump changed a lot of minds tonight. Sorry, I meant channels.
The Trump Foundation is no more. And they were SO close to finding somebody to be charitable to!